Does Anyone Know How to Treat a Zombie Bite???

[sean thomas fisher]

Bob,

Thanks for the suggestion. Didn't have any clean bandages but I took your advice and tried the alcohol last night. A lot of alcohol. I'm not feelin so hot today and have a huge headache, but at least the bleeding has finally stopped. Although, I do have a strong hankering for a deep fat fried Twinkie for some reason, which frightens me. Sure hope I'm not turnin.

Thanks again...

[RobertY]

Mmmm... how do you feel when you say brains?

[sean thomas fisher]

Did someone say braaaaaaaaaaaaains??? Why am I suddenly drooling like an American Bulldog? This can't be good.

[RobertY]

This is not good at all. No no no. I really do not hope that you are turning out to be ground zero for Z day.

Start massive doses of K-Flex orally and everynight expose your head to a long X-Ray.

[bobavey]

Did someone say braaaaaaaaaaaaains??? Why am I suddenly drooling like an American Bulldog? This can't be good.

Better stick with the deep-fried twinkies.

[GameAmour.com]

Gotta play "Left 4 Dead" every day for few hours, just to get familiar with the firearms and weak spots on different zombie mutants... Beware of the "Tank" zombie, always have a auto shotgun handy...

[CNDudley]

Thanks for the home remedies, All. However, if you find you're uncurable, you can always watch Shaun of the Dead and pick out the zombie you want to spend the rest of your unlife with.

[sean thomas fisher]

Wow, thanks for the tips everyone. That is some really good stuff. Other than all of my hair falling out and a few ginormous pimples on my face, I feel much better today. I tried the deep-fried Twinkies, but I'm having a hard time keeping anything down that isn't raw meat. And I keep having dreams that our mailman is wrapped in a hotdog bun with ketchup & mustard drizzled all over him, which is weird. But I suppose things could be a lot worse. Luckily, it's just a scratch...

Thanx again!

[SheenahFreitas]

try to cauterize the wound by using gunpowder! Step one is to put some gunpowder directly into the wound. Step two is to ignite the gunpowder. Step three is to be in temporary pain. Step four is to, well keep it clean and bandaged (bandaging could be optional... I think...). I watched Dual Survival last night

[CrystalMarcos]

Find the zombie and bite him back...It's the only way. I would know, I have done it myself. I am the only one who has actually dared to try and survived.