What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.
Great jokes, guy. Keep 'em coming.
Joyce
One of my personal favorites..........
2 peanuts were walking down the road and 1 was assaulted..............
Get it A-Salted peanut...............
getting a little 'NOOKIE'
Ok that might be my new favorite........rotflOriginally Posted by DeCrescenzo
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getting a little 'NOOKIE'
Ok a few more from my kids......
How do u make a kleenex dance??????? U put a little boogie in it!
Why was 6 afraid of 7????????? Because 7 8 9
A horse walks into a bar........ bartender says why the long face?
A sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says sorry we don't serve food here
getting a little 'NOOKIE'
Kids often come up with the cutest jokes. Sometimes you laugh even when they're not funny just because they think it's a riot.
Joyce
My brother heard a joke a joke at school that he heard:
Joke: How can you tell who's blind in a nudist gathering?
Answer: It isn't hard!
Not politically correct, but still kind of funny.
The Chosen, a YA fantasy that's been compared to Harry Potter and of mythical proportions.
Headline in the Irish Herald:
Cork man drowns