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    d'Artagnan
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    Default Re: Heard any good short jokes lately?

    What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

    Polaroids.


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    d'Artagnan
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    Default Re: Heard any good short jokes lately?

    How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

    She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."



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    d'Artagnan
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    Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?

    He's all right now.


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    Puck
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    Default Re: Heard any good short jokes lately?

    Great jokes, guy. Keep 'em coming.

    Joyce

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    One of my personal favorites..........

    2 peanuts were walking down the road and 1 was assaulted..............

    Get it A-Salted peanut...............
    getting a little 'NOOKIE'

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    Tom Sawyer
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeCrescenzo
    A man walks into a bar...
    ...and says "ouch"
    Ok that might be my new favorite........rotfl
    getting a little 'NOOKIE'

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    Tom Sawyer
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    Ok a few more from my kids......

    How do u make a kleenex dance??????? U put a little boogie in it!

    Why was 6 afraid of 7????????? Because 7 8 9


    A horse walks into a bar........ bartender says why the long face?


    A sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says sorry we don't serve food here
    getting a little 'NOOKIE'

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    Puck
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    Kids often come up with the cutest jokes. Sometimes you laugh even when they're not funny just because they think it's a riot.

    Joyce

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    My brother heard a joke a joke at school that he heard:
    Joke: How can you tell who's blind in a nudist gathering?
    Answer: It isn't hard!

    Not politically correct, but still kind of funny.
    The Chosen, a YA fantasy that's been compared to Harry Potter and of mythical proportions.

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    Headline in the Irish Herald:

    Cork man drowns

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