Heard any good short jokes lately?

[Joyce DeBacco]

I thought we all could use a laugh or two so I'm starting this thread. If anyone knows any short jokes, please post them here. Okay, I'll start.

This was heard at my doctor's office by a man at the check out counter.

Man: Do you know why they call it PMS?

Receptionist: No, why?

Man: Because Mad Cow Disease is already taken.

I might add that all the men in the room thought it was hilarious and gave him a thumbs up. The women rolled their eyes and groaned.

Okay, any other short quips?

Joyce

[sunshinejenn03]

People tell me a different kind of short joke. Because I'm 5'1. Somehow for them, it never gets old.

[Joyce DeBacco]

Sunshinejenn, I've heard all the short jokes myself. I have you beat at 4' 10". And you wouldn't believe how many times I get an elbow in my eye from someone who doesn't see me.

Joyce

[sunshinejenn03]

Sunshinejenn, I've heard all the short jokes myself. I have you beat at 4' 10". And you wouldn't believe how many times I get an elbow in my eye from someone who doesn't see me.

Joyce

Don't you hate that? Or at concerts/events, everyone stands up and then you can't see the stage. Le sigh.
At least we don't have to look at the tops of dirty refrigerators, right?

[Joyce DeBacco]

Don't you hate that? Or at concerts/events, everyone stands up and then you can't see the stage. Le sigh.
At least we don't have to look at the tops of dirty refrigerators, right?

And no one is forced to look up our noses like we have to do with others.

[Jen Hilborne]

Quick joke: Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning you have 2 hearts and a diamond. 10 years later, you'll want a club and a spade.

[Alain Gomez]

I have one really dumb one:

Why are there only 239 beans in an Irish bean stew?

Because one more and it would be too farty

[Joyce DeBacco]

Good ones, Jen and Alain.

Anyone else have a short one? Post it here.

[DeCrescenzo]

A man walks into a bar...
...and says "ouch"

[Joyce DeBacco]

Okay, it took me a minute to get that one. I'm a little slow on the uptake, I guess.

Any others?

Joyce