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    Default Re: Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does

    Quote Originally Posted by TJ Perkins
    Good luck Carla! It's great when a woman write man stuff. I do the same thing.
    Awesome, and thanks so much!
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    Default Re: Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does

    http://bit.ly/barnesguns Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does (A Varied Collection of Short-stories Geared For a Man) is now available for your Nook or alternate reading device through Smashwords and Barnes and Noble.com.

    These short-stories vary from ghost, to horror, to military in nature, and are just perfect for the man with the short attention-spa...hey, a cookie!

    When a mysterious illness attacks a community and the military families suffer, find out if Yancy will follow another blind order, or stand up for what's right, in Pocketful of Bullets.

    In 1820, in a rural Tennessee community, a ghost of a suspected witch mocked and tortured one family. What did she demand when confronted? Only the death of the family's patriarch. Stone Witch is based on the real story of the ghost of Kate Batts.

    Ever wish your insurance paid for you to completely smash into the car of the idiot in front of you? Road Rage casts a comic look onto what it's like to think you're not the one with the problem.

    Find out why this book has been so controversial.

    Cheers!

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    Default Re: Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does

    Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does (A Varied Collection of short-stories geared for a man) is just $1.99. [url=http://bit.ly/barnesguns]http://bit.ly/barnesguns Now with fifty-percent more snark.

    These short-stories vary from ghost, to horror, to military in nature, and are just perfect for the man with the short attention-spa...hey, a cookie!

    When a mysterious illness attacks a community and the military families suffer, find out if Yancy will follow another blind order, or stand up for what's right, in Pocketful of Bullets.

    In 1820, in a rural Tennessee community, a ghost of a suspected witch mocked and tortured one family. What did she demand when confronted? Only the death of the family's patriarch. Stone Witch is based on the real story of the ghost of Kate Batts.

    Ever wish your insurance paid for you to completely smash into the car of the idiot in front of you? Road Rage casts a comic look onto what it's like to think you're not the one with the problem.

    Cheers!
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    Default Re: Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does

    Love love love this title! Brilliant
    BEAUTIFUL, NAKED & DEAD is hard-boiled crime fiction. 'There's lots of guns, blood and bone-crunching badness... You will not be disappointed.' - McDroll

    http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Beautiful-Naked-Dead/Josh-Stallings/e/2940012676115/?itm=1&USRI=josh+stallings

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    Default Re: Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does

    Quote Originally Posted by Josh_Stallings
    Love love love this title! Brilliant
    Thanks, Josh!

    It's been my best-seller to date, putting me in the top 100 for humour > criminals and lawyers over six times on Amazon.

    Oh...and it's based on my Uncle Bill. Just something he'd be dumb enough to do.
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    Default Re: Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does

    Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does (A Varied Collection of short-stories geared for a man) is just $1.99. [url=http://bit.ly/barnesguns]http://bit.ly/barnesguns Now with fifty-percent more snark.

    As of today, this collection sits in the following spots in the UK for Amazon:

    #17 in Books > Humour > Lawyers & Criminals
    #25 in Books > Fiction > Horror > Parodies & Satires
    #52 in Books > Fiction > Horror > Short Stories

    Have you jumped on board to find out what the hoopla is about? Well, what are you waiting for??

    These short-stories vary from ghost, to horror, to military in nature, and are just perfect for the man with the short attention-spa...hey, a cookie!

    When a mysterious illness attacks a community and the military families suffer, find out if Yancy will follow another blind order, or stand up for what's right, in Pocketful of Bullets.

    In 1820, in a rural Tennessee community, a ghost of a suspected witch mocked and tortured one family. What did she demand when confronted? Only the death of the family's patriarch. Stone Witch is based on the real story of the ghost of Kate Batts.

    Ever wish your insurance paid for you to completely smash into the car of the idiot in front of you? Road Rage casts a comic look onto what it's like to think you're not the one with the problem.

    Cheers!
    Official Web-Site: http://www.carlarene.com
    Become a 'Twit': http://www.twitter.com/carlarenecomedy

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    Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does (A Varied Collection of short-stories geared for a man) is just $1.99. [url=http://bit.ly/barnesguns]http://bit.ly/barnesguns Now with fifty-percent more snark.

    This collection has been in the following spots in the UK for Amazon over ten times:

    #17 in Books > Humour > Lawyers & Criminals
    #25 in Books > Fiction > Horror > Parodies & Satires
    #52 in Books > Fiction > Horror > Short Stories

    Have you jumped on board to find out what the hoopla is about? Well, what are you waiting for??

    These short-stories vary from ghost, to horror, to military in nature, and are just perfect for the man with the short attention-spa...hey, a cookie!

    When a mysterious illness attacks a community and the military families suffer, find out if Yancy will follow another blind order, or stand up for what's right, in Pocketful of Bullets.

    In 1820, in a rural Tennessee community, a ghost of a suspected witch mocked and tortured one family. What did she demand when confronted? Only the death of the family's patriarch. Stone Witch is based on the real story of the ghost of Kate Batts.

    Ever wish your insurance paid for you to completely smash into the car of the idiot in front of you? Road Rage casts a comic look onto what it's like to think you're not the one with the problem.

    Cheers!
    Official Web-Site: http://www.carlarene.com
    Become a 'Twit': http://www.twitter.com/carlarenecomedy

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