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    http://bit.ly/smashwordsguns Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does (A Varied Collection of Short-stories Geared For a Man) is now available for your Nook or alternate reading device through Smashwords and Barnes and Noble.com.

    These short-stories vary from ghost, to horror, to military in nature, and are just perfect for the man with the short attention-spa...hey, a cookie!

    When a mysterious illness attacks a community and the military families suffer, find out if Yancy will follow another blind order, or stand up for what's right, in Pocketful of Bullets.

    In 1820, in a rural Tennessee community, a ghost of a suspected witch mocked and tortured one family. What did she demand when confronted? Only the death of the family's patriarch. Stone Witch is based on the real story of the ghost of Kate Batts.

    Ever wish your insurance paid for you to completely smash into the car of the idiot in front of you? Road Rage casts a comic look onto what it's like to think you're not the one with the problem.

    Currently now my best-seller! Find out why this book has been so controversial.

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    Default Re: Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does

    http://bit.ly/barnesguns Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does (A Varied Collection of Short-stories Geared For a Man) is now available for your Nook or alternate reading device through Smashwords and Barnes and Noble.com.

    These short-stories vary from ghost, to horror, to military in nature, and are just perfect for the man with the short attention-spa...hey, a cookie!

    When a mysterious illness attacks a community and the military families suffer, find out if Yancy will follow another blind order, or stand up for what's right, in Pocketful of Bullets.

    In 1820, in a rural Tennessee community, a ghost of a suspected witch mocked and tortured one family. What did she demand when confronted? Only the death of the family's patriarch. Stone Witch is based on the real story of the ghost of Kate Batts.

    Ever wish your insurance paid for you to completely smash into the car of the idiot in front of you? Road Rage casts a comic look onto what it's like to think you're not the one with the problem.

    Find out why this book has been so controversial.

    Cheers!

    Carla
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    Default Re: Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does

    I added this to my nookbook wishlist. For some reason couple of the stories sparked memories of when I used to watch Rod Serling's "Night Gallery" series as a kid. Bizarre situations with often shocking twists plus relentless nail-biting suspense. Ah, those were the days. Anyway, can't wait to read it!
    peace out...

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    Default Re: Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does

    Quote Originally Posted by Knick Knack
    I added this to my nookbook wishlist. For some reason couple of the stories sparked memories of when I used to watch Rod Serling's "Night Gallery" series as a kid. Bizarre situations with often shocking twists plus relentless nail-biting suspense. Ah, those were the days. Anyway, can't wait to read it!
    I hope it doesn't disappointed.

    I wish the short-story would make a general come-back.

    Anyway, thanks and Merry Christmas!
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    Default Re: Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does

    http://bit.ly/barnesguns Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does (A Varied Collection of Short-stories Geared For a Man) is now available for your Nook or alternate reading device through Smashwords and Barnes and Noble.com.

    These short-stories vary from ghost, to horror, to military in nature, and are just perfect for the man with the short attention-spa...hey, a cookie!

    When a mysterious illness attacks a community and the military families suffer, find out if Yancy will follow another blind order, or stand up for what's right, in Pocketful of Bullets.

    In 1820, in a rural Tennessee community, a ghost of a suspected witch mocked and tortured one family. What did she demand when confronted? Only the death of the family's patriarch. Stone Witch is based on the real story of the ghost of Kate Batts.

    Ever wish your insurance paid for you to completely smash into the car of the idiot in front of you? Road Rage casts a comic look onto what it's like to think you're not the one with the problem.

    Find out why this book has been so controversial.

    Cheers!

    Carla
    Official Web-Site: http://www.carlarene.com
    Become a 'Twit': http://www.twitter.com/carlarenecomedy

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    Default Re: Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does

    http://bit.ly/barnesguns Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does (A Varied Collection of Short-stories Geared For a Man) is now available for your Nook or alternate reading device through Smashwords and Barnes and Noble.com.

    These short-stories vary from ghost, to horror, to military in nature, and are just perfect for the man with the short attention-spa...hey, a cookie!

    When a mysterious illness attacks a community and the military families suffer, find out if Yancy will follow another blind order, or stand up for what's right, in Pocketful of Bullets.

    In 1820, in a rural Tennessee community, a ghost of a suspected witch mocked and tortured one family. What did she demand when confronted? Only the death of the family's patriarch. Stone Witch is based on the real story of the ghost of Kate Batts.

    Ever wish your insurance paid for you to completely smash into the car of the idiot in front of you? Road Rage casts a comic look onto what it's like to think you're not the one with the problem.

    Find out why this book has been so controversial.

    Cheers!

    Carla
    Official Web-Site: http://www.carlarene.com
    Become a 'Twit': http://www.twitter.com/carlarenecomedy

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    Default Re: Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does

    http://bit.ly/barnesguns Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does (A Varied Collection of Short-stories Geared For a Man) is now available for your Nook or alternate reading device through Smashwords and Barnes and Noble.com.

    These short-stories vary from ghost, to horror, to military in nature, and are just perfect for the man with the short attention-spa...hey, a cookie!

    When a mysterious illness attacks a community and the military families suffer, find out if Yancy will follow another blind order, or stand up for what's right, in Pocketful of Bullets.

    In 1820, in a rural Tennessee community, a ghost of a suspected witch mocked and tortured one family. What did she demand when confronted? Only the death of the family's patriarch. Stone Witch is based on the real story of the ghost of Kate Batts.

    Ever wish your insurance paid for you to completely smash into the car of the idiot in front of you? Road Rage casts a comic look onto what it's like to think you're not the one with the problem.

    Find out why this book has been so controversial.

    Cheers!

    Carla
    Official Web-Site: http://www.carlarene.com
    Become a 'Twit': http://www.twitter.com/carlarenecomedy

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    Default Re: Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does

    I must say...I really like that title!

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    Default Re: Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does

    Quote Originally Posted by Manley Peterson
    I must say...I really like that title!
    Thanks. It's a line from my stand-up act, so you can guess what the short-stories mainly are.
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    Default Re: Guns Don't Kill People...My Uncle Does

    Good luck Carla! It's great when a woman write man stuff. I do the same thing.

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