When a 104 year old sparkling vampire and a pouty teenager get together, it's a broodfest like none other. But somehow an improbably sappy love affair develops, leading to flights of fanged fancy. Can anything tear this brooding couple apart, or are they destined to dry hump with their eyes for eternity? Note: This is a short irreverent spoof with serious bite.

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