Warning: This book is totally inappropriate. Like me (meaning, funny and using a lot of bad words). If you can't handle the description, you won't be able to handle the book.

"You two, get away from me." -Dad
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"It was the best of texts, it was the worst of texts… "

From accidentally propositioning a friend's mother for a ball massage to finding a booger in a cup of coffee, We're Not Write offers a variety of hilarious anecdotes between siblings, Cass and C.C. Bear witness to their inappropriate phone correspondence, insults, and major faux pas over the past few years.

From Chapter 3:
"Alright, sir. I'm calling the number now. Who can I say is calling collect?"
"The Prince of Darkness"
"Excuse me, sir?"
"Just tell her it's the Prince of Darkness. She knows who I am and what I'm capable of."

Available here.